My nose is so big that I could play Squidward in the real life adaptation of Spongebob Squarepants.
My Dinosaur Life
There is no tool in this pool. My name is Faron. I'm 16 and I live in Australia. It's so hard to relate to the whole human race. And stuff.
I just want to punch people who post those ‘100 Questions’ things.
(via queennothiing)
(via br-tty)
i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway
(via eaglebonesfalconhawk)
(via noelsfielding)
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat
(via eaglebonesfalconhawk)
I feel so fucking constricted all the time.
(via thirtysevenbrooks)
